Sunday, June 28, 2009

Molly-ese

A crash course in Molly-ese (pronounced: Mah-lese)

Bish = Fish, as in Goldfish
No My! = No ma'am - said to Mommy to exhibit displeasure with her words/behavior
No Suh! = No sir - said to Daddy to exhibit displeasure with his words/behavior
PEEES! = Please
Qak qak = Duck
Ionna___Daddy! = I want a _____ Daddy!  To which the answer is ALWAYS yes.
Ionna___Mommy! = I want a _____ Mommy!  The next comment out of Molly's mouth is then usually "No my!"
Sauce = Apple sauce
Mice = Mine.  There is no debating this statement.
Head down! = Put your head down & go to sleep b/c I am in charge.
I ni ni. = It is time for me to go to sleep now, please hurry up.
Ni ni = if said in Mommy & Daddy's room it means "Help me on the bed so I can jump on it!"
Jump = Jump, followed quickly by...
Fah Down! = Fall down!  This is fun by the way.
Side = It is now time to go play outside.  Stop what you are doing and take me to play.
Eat eat = I'm hungry!
Nilk = Milk
Shuice = Juice.  This is a demand and there is no debating it.
Shoes = Well, shoes.  This is said often & vehemently.
Boot = Foot.  This is what goes in the shoes.
Caillou! = This is her favorite cartoon.  She would watch the same episode 500 times in a row.
Aman = Action figure.  They are all Aman and she LOVES them.
Ewwww = I have a stinky diaper and require changing.
Buck = Buckle or Zip or Close or Snap
Unbuck = Unbuckle or Unzip or Open or Unsnap
Pap = Lap. This is a request and is not uttered often.  Cherish it!
Pip = Chip.  Again, a demand.
Wite = Wipe.  Everything gets wiped.  I hope this is a trend that continues...

This should get you started on your fluency in Molly-ese.  Stay tuned for your next lesson.

Saturday, June 20, 2009

Easter - Better late than never!

When you're so good at finding eggs, it makes it hard to hold on to them all!

Molly has, since Easter, named the lion "Grace" after one of her teachers at school.

Always in motion.  Always.

Please look at my incredibly hot husband.  It's really quite ridiculous just how hot he is.  
And could Molly be any more adorable???  I think not!
I'm not proud of them at all, by the way...

First Hair Cut


Here we are before.  We went to Sweet & Sassy in Patton Creek.  We decided that it was best to have her sit in K's lap.  That usually cuts down on the screaming...for me too!
The first snip!  It was physically painful for Mommy & Daddy, but Molly didn't seem to mind.
BANGS!  How cute!

All done & adorable!
It was a fairly uneventful event.  Molly is a true little girl - loves having her hair done!