A crash course in Molly-ese (pronounced: Mah-lese)
Bish = Fish, as in Goldfish
No My! = No ma'am - said to Mommy to exhibit displeasure with her words/behavior
No Suh! = No sir - said to Daddy to exhibit displeasure with his words/behavior
PEEES! = Please
Qak qak = Duck
Ionna___Daddy! = I want a _____ Daddy! To which the answer is ALWAYS yes.
Ionna___Mommy! = I want a _____ Mommy! The next comment out of Molly's mouth is then usually "No my!"
Sauce = Apple sauce
Mice = Mine. There is no debating this statement.
Head down! = Put your head down & go to sleep b/c I am in charge.
I ni ni. = It is time for me to go to sleep now, please hurry up.
Ni ni = if said in Mommy & Daddy's room it means "Help me on the bed so I can jump on it!"
Jump = Jump, followed quickly by...
Fah Down! = Fall down! This is fun by the way.
Side = It is now time to go play outside. Stop what you are doing and take me to play.
Eat eat = I'm hungry!
Nilk = Milk
Shuice = Juice. This is a demand and there is no debating it.
Shoes = Well, shoes. This is said often & vehemently.
Boot = Foot. This is what goes in the shoes.
Caillou! = This is her favorite cartoon. She would watch the same episode 500 times in a row.
Aman = Action figure. They are all Aman and she LOVES them.
Ewwww = I have a stinky diaper and require changing.
Buck = Buckle or Zip or Close or Snap
Unbuck = Unbuckle or Unzip or Open or Unsnap
Pap = Lap. This is a request and is not uttered often. Cherish it!
Pip = Chip. Again, a demand.
Wite = Wipe. Everything gets wiped. I hope this is a trend that continues...
This should get you started on your fluency in Molly-ese. Stay tuned for your next lesson.